Bucket Truck Loaded

It’s when your truck is loaded with pallets while the forklift driver is blind folded

Hey, this will be a good idea! Let’s do the Bucket Truck loaded thing, tie me up!!

by ForRealguy October 24, 2023

Dump truck

Short form of an unpopular meme of a website called 4 chan

"dump truck talking shit"

When a person acts like a preachy boomer of the 60s or someone who can't enjoy humor

Person A : HEY HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT THATS OFFENSIVE AND DISRESPECTFUL
Person B : dang this dump truck talking shit

by jaggernut October 27, 2023

bucket-trucked

Forced to restore developed software requirements after they were removed due to ill-advised stakeholder feedback.

The bucket-trucked developer found it necessary to add the "created by" field back onto the application screen after users realized that it should have been there all along.

by Lenny_Porkfolio_Manager November 6, 2023

Kid Truck

A woman who pumps out 3+ kids without a stable family environment. Typically each has a separate father, who may or may not be identified.

Man, that broad is nothing but a kid truck. She's been plowed more times than an Alaskan road.

by DaHolmes November 12, 2023

Truck

Also known as a "Steel Horse", "Redneck Max", and a "Patriarchy Machine". The mobile transport of a countryman, normally accompanied by a smooth glass of oil, a leather belt, a magnum revolver, and a cassette tape of "On the Road Again" by Willie Nelson on repeat for 10 hours.

"My truck could beat up your truck."

by Charlie I. November 15, 2023

Truck stop enema

When you shit water splashes up into your asshole

My turd hit the water and the splash hit me before the hatch closed. I gave myself a truck stop enema.

by Nsw16 April 12, 2023

Truck 9

The absolute deepest circle of hell reserved only for the laziest of slugs.

I’m in truck 9.

by Uninball April 29, 2023