Land boat

A boat on land that does nothing and is worthless.

Bro you're acting like and land boat

by Unidentifiable boob job May 22, 2020

Boat Hand

A rather robust wiener or penis on a Frenchman in Quebec.

AnakynSky Traker has a fucking boat hand between his legs!!!!

by Mr. Boathand January 7, 2021

Struggle boat

verb; to severely struggle or have a difficult time

We struggle boated all through that trip. Just about everything that could go wrong, went wrong.

by anonymous October 3, 2020

glow boats

Opposite of "blow goats." A state of bliss. Often used in conjunction with a reference to the classic television show Scooby-Doo. Synonymous with dope, fresh, fly, phat, chillwave and bro-core.

"That party on Friday is going glow boats."

"Say what you will about Tony Danza, dude glowed some serious boats on Who's the Boss."

by gfunkyauplikewut September 22, 2010

pontune boat

A twin-hulled watercraft dat plays music.

After da radio-and-Victrola-blasting Hullabaloos irresponsibly wrecked da Margoletta motor cruiser, I wonder if they switched to a pontune boat for more "stable" water-based regaling of da shoreline residents with their awful jazz and dance numbers?

by QuacksO October 22, 2025

Boat has left the port

A situation or circumstance which has already passed the point of no return; A turning point where decisions can no longer be made; Waiting too long and missing your chance at various opportunities

"She has a new boyfriend its too late man, that boat has left the port"; "Deadlines passed, the boat has left the port there's no way my application will be accepted now"

by TheJuliusPepperwood February 26, 2025

boat gased

to be extremely drunk. to drink in excess of 15 beer.

let go party and get boat gased as fuck.

by milwie July 23, 2008