Sweaty F Tard

Translates to "Sweaty Fuck Tard". Refers to an individual who produces an amount of sweat which is more than considered to be normal. Signs of a Sweaty F Tard will usually be noticeable sweat patches on the back, under the tits, face and underarms.

Look at that Sweaty F Tard. He' so sweaty.

by Captain McAwesome Junior November 14, 2010

Jeremys Tard Garden

A garden or grouping area (or Discord server), of which the infamous FBI agent "Jeremy", isolates all of his little tardlings into one confined space, thus easily monitoring all of their devious and questionable activities.

Jay- "Hey, did you see what Emma did in Jeremys Tard Garden?"
Mitchell- "Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's illegal"
Jeremy- "It is..."

by ThisIsTheRealNews June 28, 2020

Tard Your Style

The act of denigrating someone's stylistic choices.

"Dude, I'm not trying to tard your style or anything, but that haircut is fugly"

by Inlovewithforever July 9, 2010

Go-tard

A physically handicapped inividual.

I wasn't able to repay my debts, so I'll be a go-tard for the next few months.

by Mel October 10, 2003

fuck tard

when having sex with a retard then regret it
or a guy that cuts you off

"i cant belive i did that, im such a fuck tard."
or "FUCK TARD!"

by stuntman lou April 16, 2008

fuck tard

Word copyrighted by John Glass. 25 cents per use!

You fuck tard, shut the fuck up!

by John glass January 15, 2005

Chronic Tard Farm

The little known tenth circle of hell. Reserved specifically for those who post unceasing amounts of stupidity and repetitive rants on message boards. Not to be confused with trolls, who are cool. This refers more generally to people who just show up and keep posting even though no one likes them or gives a shit. Or anyone else who pisses me off.

It is a terrible place filled with morons, feces; both verbal and anal, syphillis, skunkweed, and trailers. Lots and lots of Trailers. Every thursday night is social night with the comedy stylings of Carrot Top, karaoke by Britney Spears, and Clay Aiken sucking off a donkey.

This was created in the heyday of Bolt.com and later Bolt2.com for the purpose of housing the overwhelming hordes of retard that showed up. Especially fans of American Idol. I'll see you all in hell.

Armywife: Everyone listen to my long, grammar-free monologue on why the war in Iraq is wrong/right/good/bad/orgasmic, etc.
TisHimself: Fuck off, cunt.
Armywife: But no, Dick Cheney rules and George Bush sucks and I just masturbated to Al Gore, etc.
TisHimself: Alright, I'll see your ass at the Chronic Tard Farm.
Armywife: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *Wilhelm Scream*

by Tis_Himself December 22, 2007