scooping shit water

When your fucking toilet clogs and you can't unclog it so therefore causing you to have to scoop shit water out of the fucking toilet making for a very unpleasant evening in your household.

Tom: yo man, the toilet is fucked up again!
Drake: aw shit. Looks like we'll be scooping shit water for hours.

by Uniwhale143 January 10, 2018

scoop da doopy

The (scoop da doopy) is a special type of “blowjob” where the female scoops a mans balls with her mouth and Purposely try’s to swallow them squzzing the mans balls in her throat giving the man a unknown sensation.

“Man last night your mom gave me a real (scoop da doopy) and it felt great”.

by Nickjh321 January 9, 2018

Scoop shard

A meth shard small enough to fit in a scoop made out of a a straw.

How much dope is left. ?

There is one big shard left as well as a few scoop shards

by Ceejay “murph” Jaymes May 27, 2018

skoop

"Skoop" the compound of Skype and Poop, is the act of pooping and Skyping at the same time. While it is not a requirement to be using skype (you may use any facetime service you like), you must be defecating while doing so. Peeing and Skyping would be Skeeing.

Hey sorry I missed your call, I was Skooping with my sister.

by FloppyGiraffe May 28, 2018

Skoopski slide

When a woman gives a guy a handjob furiously and before the point of ejaculation, she sits prone on his penis and wiggles

Husband: honey, I’m feeling frisky tonight
Wife: lets skoopski slide

Husband: lets do it

by Laine is god June 11, 2018

scooped

another word for snatched.

Man: *is wearing a weave*
Woman: *scoops weave* SCOOPED!

by makinglunch June 20, 2018

Scooping Cookies

The occasional grab and squeeze of a man's testicles in a loving and gentle way.

She always scooping cookies when we cooking in the kitchen.

When we in da club and she scooping cookies you know she want that D.

by PokerBabeBoss July 3, 2018