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the pedo brodie goes on an online kiddy images bender and all his serotonin has depleted his balls to dry semen retching. loyal friends provide online suicide watch & pretend friends avoid him.
the brodie online suicidal pedo rager arhhhh!!!!!
by mrs tosser November 28, 2025
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Suicide Blumpkin

The act of sucking your own dick while shitting until a turd flies out the bowl into your eye penetrating your brain, killing you
Poor Larry couldn’t take it anymore and performed a suicide blumpkin on himself
by John Crump March 31, 2025
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Suicide Girl

An empowered alternative woman, usually goth or tattooed, who poses for nude photos to be displayed on the website Suicide Girls.
I find it empowering to know I can become a suicide girl and share my unique look to a very diverse audience by appearing on the SuicideGirls Website.
by Camraman24 November 20, 2024
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Suicide shift

Made famous amongst early 20th century motorcycles, now a sex position. Doggie style, but while fisting her vagina, you anally penetrate her with your penis. A somewhat difficult position to obtain.
Her: "How do you want me?"
Him: "I'm going to give you a suicide shift."
by World Wide Walt July 17, 2019
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Hail Satan Suicide

When one person is sitting behind the wheel of a vehicle and a different man is in a mock 69, operating the pedals of the vehicle with his hands whilst balls deep in the driver's mouth.
Instead of a typical suicide pact, me and my bro decided to Hail Satan Suicide into whatever God has predestined.
by Mr. Splashy Pants December 22, 2023
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Suicide Gangbang

To kill yourself while preforming sexual acts with multiple people
Hey did you hear about Issac doing a Suicide Gangbang last night?
by Jess6282 August 20, 2018
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suicide

“NO TAYLOR DONT PUT THE TOASTER IN THE BATHTUB!!”

“BUT MOMMM I WANNA COMMIT SUICIDE!!”
by taytay dust May 28, 2022
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