September 29th

If you were born on September 29th, you are a straight PLAYER. Hot af and all the girls are on you. And you usually have a big dick! OOP!

Omg you were born on September 29th!?!
PLEASE DONT TAKE MY GIRLFRIEND

by Johnny sins6969 March 12, 2021

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September 22nd

National Rose Day! Go up to someone and give them roses.

Hey! It's September 22nd. Here are some roses!

by btsarmyforlife654321 June 11, 2022

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September 22nd

The day when Michelle temple was born

AKA the greatest person alive

Person 1: today is September 22nd
Person 2: so

Person 1: it’s Michelle’s birthday

by Michelle :);) December 2, 2020

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The dumbest most lesbian blondes were born September 28th, so they all celebrate their stupidity and annoyance on this day.. They think they’re smart and athletic but they are blonde so they aren’t either.

by haldowntome October 20, 2019

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Stop simping September

Every September, you have to stop simping.

Boy 1: Omg I just gifted 50 subs to Pokimane
Boy 2: Dude why would you do that, it’s stop simping September

by leehoolia August 28, 2020

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september 24 birthday

People with birthdays on September 24 are bad bitches and don’t care what anyone think. They are also super cool and nice and easy to be friends with. And don’t forget, they will always be there for anyone

Omg Selena sooo has a september 24 birthday! Look at her!

by Bad b🤧 October 16, 2019

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