self inflicted theft

Self inflicted theft is most likely to occur when people don't take the basic steps to secure valuable property, almost encouraging thieves to commit acts that relieve owners of property.

There's been a rash of break-ins and thefts of expensive vehicles in Snobsville as they sit unused in COVID, doors unlocked, valuables and key fob in plain sight. Somehow I think these stupid owner share responsibility for the thefts they bring on themselves as they commit acts of self inflicted theft.

by ribick June 28, 2020

self cleaning oven

when police politicians and government refuse to address crime in poor communities , black or brown people . leaving the people and community to handle crime themselves

that's the self cleaning oven district they will handle the murders themselves.

by charles 57 May 31, 2022

to spinach self up

(derived from Polish: zaszpinakować).

To develop decent amount of muscle mass.

Example (to spinach self up):
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You need to spinach yourself up to look like Schwarzenegger. (=you need to work out more in order to look like Arnold Schwarzenegger).

by SOKÓŁ August 30, 2010

grope my self

having to to take a leak relive one self

bro hang on I got to grope my self before we roll

by nitro2310s4 July 17, 2010

self-isolating-myself

uh. the new stupidest way to say - my brain has been destroyed because i am spending all of my time in my house watching tv for 2 years now.

"Yeah, yuo never know who has COVID, so I have been self-isolating-myself just to be safe".

by Evil Con Weasel April 16, 2022

Self-Care Sunday

The day where you take care of yourself by showering, shaving, and putting face-masks on before the week starts.

Girl: Hey what are you doing today?
Other Girl: What do you mean it’s “Self-Care Sunday” ! I’ve been so busy.

by caylee3113 January 28, 2023

Self-Declared Fag

When someone uses the word “fag,” many have a hard time understanding whether they mean “annoying/Harley Davidson rider” or “gay.” Self-Declared Fag is a phrase invented to help distinguish between the two. A Self-Declared Fag is one who has come out of the closet and is openly homosexual. A Self-Declared Fag is not ashamed of it, while a normal fag is insulted by it.

“Bro when is that fag on the Harley gonna get a haircut”?

“My goodness, that Self-Declared Fag has been sitting on that fire hydrant for the past hour”!

by Bouquet July 3, 2018