Salty Grundle Licker

after a male sweats profuesly after having sex, the female than licks the grundle sweat and pukes of the mans unit and than proceeds to give him head

the girl smells like a salty grundle licker, her mom eat the salty grundle licker, i loves the salty grundle licker

by higgins10bu July 12, 2007

salty

Bitter and angry

McCall was salty af about Colin stealing her precious word

by whatabunchofmalarky November 14, 2015

Salty Pocket

The act of cumming in another person's pocket. Also the adjective used to describe the state of the persons pants after such an act.

"What should I wear today?"
"How about those cute jeans you wore yesterday?"
"No, ___ Came over and now they have salty pocket."

"Hey, can you hold my change for me?"
"I don't think that's a very good idea Christy, I have salty pocket."

by Piss on a door August 19, 2009

salty cantelope

what spaull produces when rosie palms comes to town

Spaull's blue balls contain so much salty cantelope that he can ejaculate 5 feet.

by apt 3A June 7, 2004

Salty

Sassy, person with attitude

(It's a good thing to be salty)

Troy is salty. Troy is very salty.

by livetodance October 1, 2014

Salty

To be dirty, and a perv, or a perverted phrase, action, or movement.

Mackie is so salty.

by G33K3D^ September 29, 2009

Salty Sailor

When you work up a nice ball sweat throughout the day and have a chick suck on your ballsack during fellatio; One of the many sex moves popularized by Richard Nixon

Damn woman, you sure know how to suck balls! You like that salty sailor, don't you?

by TheGiraffe March 25, 2010