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Suicide Blumpkin

The act of sucking your own dick while shitting until a turd flies out the bowl into your eye penetrating your brain, killing you
Poor Larry couldn’t take it anymore and performed a suicide blumpkin on himself
by John Crump March 31, 2025
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Suicide

Suicide is a very serious thing that a lot of people don’t take seriously. I have heard. Lots of people say that it is the selfish thing to do when you’re depressed but it’s not. The people who say this type of stuff are real jerks. If you feel alone your not their are a lot of people who will help if you are going through a hard time, take me for example just recently I have been dealing with suicidal thoughts but i did the right thing to do and called the suicide hotline to help and knew it was the right thing to do and I just want you to know depression doesn’t go away it stays with you for the rest of you life but their are people that can help you deal with this and make those thoughts gradually go away.And please if your are harming your self or having suicidal thoughts please reach out somebody and know your not alone
Eric:i feel like I want to kill my self

Bob: oh I didn’t know
Eric: it’s ok
Bob: it’s not I’m going to call someone to help you
Eric: I can’t afford that!
Bob: don’t worry about that I just want you to get better
Eric: ok
Suicide: the feeling of one wanting to end their own life
by Eric_smith24 February 21, 2024
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suicide

“NO TAYLOR DONT PUT THE TOASTER IN THE BATHTUB!!”

“BUT MOMMM I WANNA COMMIT SUICIDE!!”
by taytay dust May 28, 2022
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Suicide sad

When a suicide bomber can't blow him self up because he is scared.
"Osama couldn't blow him self up because he had suicide sad."
by Cherry popper 123 August 2, 2016
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Suicide

1. When a person kills themself.

2. When you go to the drink fountain and put all or many of the drinks into your cup. Mixing many of the drinks and flavors together.
1. Did you hear Evan committed suicide last night?

2. I got a suicide instead of Coke, it takes pretty great. It’s sprite, fruit punch, Dr Pepper, and Orange Fanta.
by anonymous May 11, 2022
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Suicidal apathy

Coined by frank while spitting the truth and a future forecast for another, loving to the sun is suicide for you he predicted most correctly of all. Pay incentive comps everywhere.
If you fall in love with my son it will be suicidal apathy for you; the remains and aftermath never add up to equality.
by FrnkieaSpitz January 29, 2025
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