scartum

a males both genitals

someone kixked my scartum yesterday, it was painful

by imakeweirddefinitions December 31, 2022

shart

The act of pooping thy pants

oh I think I just sharted

by shart thy pants January 5, 2023

Shart

A fart combined with shit

A:I shart edge

B:Disgusting creature

by Someone88934 January 7, 2023

Shart

Combination of fart and shit

Sh-SHit Art-fART

A:I sharted
B: Disgusting

by Someone88934 January 7, 2023

Shart

A fart that goes wrong…followed by a wet shit!!

Loud noise comes comes from next door, followed by a big sigh.
Old man: Fuck me, what was that?
Old woman: The bloke next door has been on the beetroot diet.
Old man: Who? Him that’s as big as a house with a heart of gold?
Old woman: Yes, I think he’s just had a shart!

by raj13 January 14, 2023

Shart

Shitting a dart

When your shit is so hard it feels like you’ve torn yourself a new asshole

Woman 1; are you okay ? you don’t look so good
Woman 2: no, I’m not, I shart-ed myself and I’m still having contractions

by dela lama January 26, 2023

shart

rephrased/ rephrasing to shit

that sped kid over there has a huge shart streak in his underwear

by wuspopping February 15, 2023