Shimp

1. The last name of some poor motherfuckin real estate agent in Florida.
2. Shrimp.

1. “Have you contacted Jesse with the contract yet? You know how the Shimps get when they’re run short on time.”
2. “I sure could go for a bucket o’ shimp.”

by Sticky Steven November 25, 2019

ShimPee

A ShimPee is a term used for a good gamer but who rages a lot and is very aggressive towards insults

That guy is such ShimPee, he screamed at the little video game and yells at kids who piss him off

by ShimPee December 3, 2019

shimpus

Shimpus is a person who is not bound by the regular physics of the world. A shimpus is fluid as a being; all and nothing at the same time. Different from God in the fact that Shimpus's are real and God isn't.

Wow, you are a shimpus!!
You must be a shimpus because you just blew earth version 102085822920051576 all the way up!

by Lochis April 20, 2020

Shimp

A person who exhibits primitive characters in his/her appearance and/or behavior

Nezo is a shimp. He likes to jump around and gribble with his friends

by Uncle Ali April 21, 2020

shripdacockis

shripdacockis is a genetic disease that causes your penis not be able to grow more than 3 inches

bro does your bf got shripdacockis?

by mexican mama April 23, 2020

Shimp

The female version of a Simp, derived as a portmanteau of "She" and "Simp"(gerund verb form: "Shimping")—Shimps idolize or hype up a men that are below-average in many ways and detrimental to their well-being, yet they cannot help but keep said below-average men in their lives for whatever rationalization they conjure up

"Valerie is really turning into a shimp over Kevin; he's a mid-tier Ketamine dealer with three DUI's that smells like corn, but she likes his Subaru and collection of classic board games."

by Sven Guillotien August 8, 2020

Scrimp

When your mum shouts to you and you don’t hear her so she slaps you up.

Mum: Oi!
You: ...

(Mum repeatedly slaps you)(scrimps you)

by Your mum scrimps you October 24, 2020