Roberts

A Roberts is a human with a massive shlong. It doesn't matter if it's your first or last name. But if your first name is Grace it's different. She is the best person in the world along with the funniest. The only person who is better is if there name is Grace Eve Roberts. Then you should be kissing they're feet because they are royalty. Again huge dong bigger than your arm.

I'm adopted ,but my dingle ling is huge. My real parent must be Roberts.

by Eve McCune June 19, 2020

Robert

Someone who is unable to control their bowel movements in videogame stores.

Damn, I just made a wicked Robert; I'll have to pre-order that game later.

by Epicforniteboy December 2, 2018

Jack Roberts

The best guy in the wotld

Jack Roberts is the best

by Jack Roberts.2 November 1, 2018

robert pattinson complex

a complex in which one thinks they look like/are robert pattinson.

like a god complex but instead it’s robert pattinson

“that guy really had a robert pattinson complex! he looks nothing like him!!”

by jtrinceri April 26, 2021

Robert

Robert has a big Dick and is so fine you have a robert in your life just know your blessed and you will never forget;)

Omfg robert was so good last night

by DaddyWent4milk July 31, 2022

robert goldstein

term used by white people to insult other white people who are pro-miscegenetation

if you are a robert goldstein (no offense to any person whose name and last name is Robert Goldstein hence no capitals) you do not understand what the term ehre weiBen kulltur means

by Sexydimma January 8, 2014

robert tittle

He'll do.

"Your husband, Robert Tittle, seems nice."
"He'll do."

by 1MrsT November 24, 2021