Robert Stockard

This is actually me so don't judge.

1. A guy with the smallest dick
2. A guy who gets in trouble all the time but never gets iss since his mom works at the schoo
3. A gut who got his ass beast by Philip and Yosias
4. A guy who has STD
Person 1: Ay is dat Robert Stockard
Person 2 : Yeah, He's the guy who get microscopic dick disease
Person 1: That's True
by U Know Im not you March 20, 2019
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Pulling a Robert

Pulling a Robert is when you are depressed and you post on multiple social networking sites that you're gonna kill yourself but you actually aren't and you are just looking for attention attention whore if you will
Bob on twitter : I should go kill myself

Jim: what's wrong?

Bob: oh nothing, I just want attention, no one ever listens to me

Jim: Oh! So you're pulling a Robert?
by Hmenrak August 19, 2013
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Richard Robert

Richard Robert (hillbilly pronunciation: Dick-Bob) are two names that when combined create an amazing person who should be respected and loved for their leadership, hard work, loyalty, and dedication. The name Richard is a person who can bring laughter or a smile to someone's face with ease. He is also aware of his surroundings and will be overly cautious of fake or rude people. Robert is our holy lord and savior with a massive cock. So it goes without saying Richard Roberts have both of these qualities and should be treated as such. If you have a Richard Robert in your life you should be grateful and express your gratitude to them often.
Richard Robert is a great friend who makes me smile and protects me from bitches.
by DarkAngel69 November 24, 2021
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Robert Silva

short dark haired fool with poofy hair.
That boy Robert Silva is a real doo doo head.
by Roberto Silva June 23, 2021
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robert type joke

"They call me Scottie cause i be pimpin", yeah that was a robert type joke
by HMMS November 19, 2023
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ole robert

ganske nice egt
ole robert er ganskje nice egt
by chabel June 26, 2017
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Alexis roberts

An amazing girl who may have flaws but are outweighed by all are pros. She may not be the hottest but she can make you feel like you are the only man in the world. If you know Alexis Roberts she’s mine! Not yet but she will be. She has her secrets but if she trusts you more than her best friends she will tell you everything. Treat her right and don’t let her go, no one else on this world even compares to Alexis.
Joe: damn did you see that shawty last night

John: yeah she got but she probably ain’t anything compared to Alexis roberts.
by 🟧⬛️ ain’t nothing March 21, 2022
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