pocket-pino

noun: a male of Filipino descent and of small stature with a propensity for consuming mass quantities of food disproportionate to said stature without appearing to increase in size.

I'm stuffed and that pocket-pino is still eating. Where does he put it all?!

by ferdilicious June 2, 2010

pocket yarmulke

(n.) when you're standing in a crowded subway car and you very discretely ejaculate on the back of the head of someone who is seated.

"I was in a bad mood earlier today, but I gave an old lady a pocket yarmulke on the train and now I feel much better."

by ame July 24, 2008

pocket-grope

The groping of some form of body part through one's pockets whether in pants or on the shirt.

Dude A: What was that you were just doing?!

Dude B: Man, her hoodie was so short that i could pocket-grope her dirty pillows!

by The RIT Assman February 5, 2008

Pocket Message

A call made via cell phone that was unintentional in which made it to another’s voice mail; usually as a result of being unlocked and placed in a pocket or purse.

Joey left 3 pocket messages for me last night. Sounded like he was at some happnin party!

by DJ Jack Master Flash August 7, 2008

pocket time

The time it takes for a hot pocket to finish cooking in the microwave...usually 2 minutes.

Jimmy said he'd be back in pocket time, but it's already been 5 minutes.

by crispy113 January 15, 2009

Pocket Rocket

Putting your dick in your pocket and jizzing out of it like a rocket launching.

"Yo did you hear that Jack and Jill had sex?"
"Yeah, I heard they did a Pocket Rocket!"

by Humphrey08 March 5, 2020

Pockets of resistance

When you're hopelessly looking for some funds for an alcohol related purchase but your pockets are proving resistant

"Chrisy man, lend us a fiver for a kebab, I've got pockets of resistance"

Paul Gascoigne speaking to Chris Waddle on a quiet night out prior to the World Cup in 1998

by Wesley McKnight February 28, 2017