Toast

A person who thinks they are very cool and popular, when in reality, burnt toast is more appealing than them.

"You're washed up, you toast. Get out of here already."

by Not Copy May 3, 2021

Toasted Oat

A complete idiot, someone who's brain power is equal to that of a toasted oat.

“Ryan your such a fucking toasted oat, why the fuck would you fuck a fat chick”

by cockmcstuffins May 5, 2021

toast with sugar

fuckin delicious

I love toast with sugar

by genericuser3301 May 6, 2021

toast

one of the bestest of friends ive ever had no shes not my friend my fucking wife i love her sm she deserves the world

me:"toast ilysm"
"i hope u love me too <3"

by hutaoswife May 16, 2021

Kaya toast

This shit is delicious alright? It's the best thing you'll every find at your local coffee shop.
And if you're a sick fuck like me, dip them in the soft boiled eggs like a mad man.

Person 1 : "Wanna get some kaya toast and milo?"
Person: 2 : 'Yeah bro"

by KennyDraws May 20, 2021

Cinnamon Toast Sacrificial Day

The day when you eat cinnamon toast crunch as a sacrifice to the cinnamon toast deities (or as an inside joke).

Cinnamon Toast Sacrificial Day is May 22nd

Jace! Remember, it's cinnamon toast sacrificial day!

by Enormous hand gab May 29, 2021

Black toast intolerant

It’s actually “lactose intolerant”. And why tf would it be “black toast”? You know what LACTOSE intolerance is, what does burnt toast have to do with the inability to digest dairy? You’re letting me down man.

You: I’m black toast intolerant
Me: oh really? You can only consume regular toast? Not black toast?

You: what? No I mean dairy...
Me: *looks at camera in grief*

by Ronald k chump June 3, 2021