The biggest fuck-up you’ll ever meet. On the surface he seems calm and funny, maybe even a bit crazy and zany, but on the inside he’s dying. He knows he’s worthless and he wants help. But he’ll never ask for it.
Hey, that guy seems depressed
Yeah that’s Oliver. He doesn’t say it, but we should check on him a lot.
Yeah that’s Oliver. He doesn’t say it, but we should check on him a lot.
by Godzilla 191 June 16, 2019
Get the Oliver mug.The most cracked out fucker you're ever gonna meet. An oliver is either an only child or has 5 brothers. A lot of girls are attracted to oliver, and by a lot i mean none. Oliver is going to die alone. Fuck oliver.
by Zigdogg July 10, 2020
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An Oliver is an amazing, talented, loving guy with the biggest heart. However, aside from his charms and legendary smile, he’s untrustworthy in some areas. The girl he’s with is usually one he’s had feelings towards for a long time. Careful though, because his brown eyes are to die for. Olivers often go for shut-in, self-consious girls. They do this because they enjoy building up esteem for the people they love. Also, aside from his heated temper, Olivers are really good guys. They’re heartbreakers, but once they lose youthey’ll do anything to get you back. You’ll be lucky to have one, and even luckier to keep him.
by brokenhearted.drea October 8, 2018
Get the Oliver mug.A hot, upfront girl; or one who is flighty and a little out of it. Also the name of the G-Unit front girl.
by Keeira July 28, 2008
Get the Olivia mug.The breaking of a penis, in four easy steps:
1. Hold (the shaft of the penis firmly with your hand or hands)
2. Twist (the shaft of the penis, clockwise or counter-clockwise)
3. Wait for the pop (keep on twisting until you do)
4. Pull (to successfully break a penis!)
Especially useful in situations of sexual assault or rape.
Use this knowledge wisely and with care.
1. Hold (the shaft of the penis firmly with your hand or hands)
2. Twist (the shaft of the penis, clockwise or counter-clockwise)
3. Wait for the pop (keep on twisting until you do)
4. Pull (to successfully break a penis!)
Especially useful in situations of sexual assault or rape.
Use this knowledge wisely and with care.
In explaining to all of her friends how to give an oliver twist, all of her guy-friends closed their eyes, held their genitals, and outwardly expressed how painful such a maneuver would be while her girl-friends nodded with thanks for the useful information.
by watchoutboys January 15, 2010
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by Morgz mum is a nonce August 27, 2019
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