open a can of soup

To take a very nasty crap. Usually explosive diarrhea. The term is derived from the sound of the poo splashing into the toilet water along with the contents of the toilet generally look like vegetable beef soup.

"Oh man, my stomach feels jacked. I think it's time to open a can of soup."

by Jim Pony August 8, 2009

way you can

Can you just come to Venice?

Is there not a way you can

Itd be good to see you

by Krkič November 18, 2019

Because I can

An absolute and valid verbal justification of any action that is seemingly without a clear goal or purpose.
This expression is used to quickly make someone realize that the action in itself is so mindnumbingly cool and awe-inspiring that a purpose is no longer necessary.

Me: Why did you do it?
Katarina: Why? Because I can

by The Urban Legend 69 May 20, 2021

can am

Can am is an atv that will leave you stranded on the trail and you will always be working on, so buy an arctic cat

Let’s get the can am to the shop.

by @5828184 October 29, 2018

U-Can-2

1. -The act of believing your innocent.
2. -Able to add insignificant conversation to any thread.
3. -A new state of Alcoholism.
4. -The ability to ruin ones sexlife.
5. -Charming in a funny kinda way, but not really.

"U-can-2 get bad SoupAss after a day of drinking"

by OnTheZone November 15, 2005

because i can

in other words fuck u bitch

if someone was to say y u do that bitch um BECAUSE I CAN

"y u do that"

"Because I Can Faggot"

by mohammod January 16, 2008

can you smell that?

When someone is talking bullshit, another people listening may interrupt saying, "Can you smell that?", referring to the imaginary smell of bullshit coming from the original speaker.

Person 1: I pulled this stunning girl at the weekend
Person 2: Can you smell that?

by Dward81 February 4, 2009