Michael Stipe

Despite the hype
I still want to suck

Ur big long pipe

Teacher: Kids, todyy we shall write a poem
Kids: YaYYYYyyYyy
Teacher: Joey, can we hear yours?
Joey: Dear Michael Stipe

Despite the hype

I still want to suck

You big long pipe

by One Legged Dancing Omoplatus June 11, 2020

michael pella

One of my friends, they’re the biggest stud I know and is irresistible to everyone except for me.

Lafrenard: Wow Michael Pella is the biggest stud in North-Western Ontario

Timbits: Yeah he’s massive

Morrow: yeah

Morrow:

by Anderson MacGyver is Better May 13, 2020

Michael Dating

When You date a girl/guy but you never talk in person. You will text day and night. He will tell you how much he/she loves you. When you ask to hang out they respond with no, or they will have a reason that they can't.

Jared: Bro, I was talking to Monica last night and asked if I could take her out. But she said she sort of has a thing with someone.

Chris: Man, harsh she is most likely Michael Dating

by Thisisnttexas September 6, 2012

michael bradford

One of the baddest mother effers on this planet with awesome computer hacking skills and steak bbq-ing skills who is also buff and a fast witted jokester . Only one who surpasses him is his older brother only because his beard rivals those of Greek gods! Many have tried to accomplish his beard growing abilities but have failed miserably and end up committing suicide because of it and can no longer face the upset looks on friends and families faces due to the lack of beardability.

Dang did you see that guy lift that couch , while grilling up that steak and hacking the FBI at the same time? Yeah that’s definitely a Michael Bradford move right there!

by Biglor May 9, 2021

michael spragg

the best relief teacher ever to exist

I love michael spragg!!!!!
What? me too!!!!!

by ultimate spragg head 101 April 27, 2022

Michael Luzzi

A term barley anyone knows about when you say your gonna go Michael luzzi on something you mean your going to do a break into something

Friend: oi what you doing today?
You: Im going Michael luzzi school

by le user September 15, 2018

Michael Cavanagh

Michael Cavs Cavanagh Flying Michael Toenail Cabana plays drums for the band King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard. He also put out a solo exceptional magical percussion album. He is undoubtedly one of the most talented and sexy drummers of his generation. He is a cute and wholesome cancer king who now masters the double kick after so many years of hard work. This mad lad is now also a dad rocker just like his fellow band members Stuart and Lucas.

Gizzy 1 : Yo have you heard the news CAVS album?
Gizzy 2 : YEAH MAN THAT SHIT IS CRAZY I WOULD LET MICHAEL CAVANAGH KICK (DRUM) THE SHIT OUT OF ME ANY DAY AND I WOULD LITTERALY THANK HIM

by cybooger October 12, 2021