Mother Parking Car

A polite synonym for Motherfucker, Muthafucka and likeminded phrases.

You kidding me... MOther PArking CAr.... I wanna kill him...

by ilam nebrann February 20, 2011

mother of bloody pearl

Some wacky statement that falls out of Kelsey's mouth every once in a while.

Mother of bloody pearl this guy is annoying.

by PSlayer May 14, 2015

mother of the night fork

Bitch; Annoying Bitch
(Short as mnf)

She's such a mother of the night fork;
I know right???

by prass November 17, 2016

queen mother's grin

The "U" shaped yellow piss attain around a well used WC. It means any yellow stain on a floor but particularly around a water closet.

We will have to replace this flooring your majesty, the lino around the bog is like the queen mother's grin.

by Randy Bumgardner October 25, 2015

yeye mother fucker

A county boy or girl that is white used as a racial name for a white county he or she.

“You yeye mother fucker.”said Justin.

by Dooble bob Mehoy minoy November 23, 2018

Goat Mother Fucker

Whenever said, will win you any argument unless scientifically proven wrong.

Bob: The Earth is flat.
Tim: No it's not.
Bob: Goat Mother Fucker.
Tim: Oh dang, ur right.

by ShREk 420 69 May 30, 2018

mother in law trap

A trap set by a mother in law whose child has moved away, mostly out of state. The mother makes grandiose promises in the hopes that it will lure the couple back home.

"Her mom said if we move back from CA that we will be able to get well paying jobs with Mr. Snidesworth at the laboratory."
"Be careful bro, it could be a mother in law trap."

by OneToothWillis June 1, 2018