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Jordan

Such a piece of shit.
Smells like he uses dog shit for roll on.
Saves his toenail clipping for midnight snacks.
Comes from a hell hole known as Benoni.
Seduces old ladies at the retirement villages.
Say’s the word “bru” way too often.
“Why does it smell so bad in here?”
“Oh, that’s because Jordan just walked in.”
by artifacct November 22, 2021
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JORDAN

MY MAN HE IS SO FIND I JUST WANNA RIDE HIS DICK UNTIL HE MOAN MY NAME OUT FR
Jordan is so sweet i want him to fuck me
by anonymous November 20, 2023
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Jordan

He/She is an incredible fatty that eats up everything and is a cheater
by Larry Hum March 31, 2020
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Jordan

Jordan an absolute sigma male the a cock that reaches the moon bitches love him he gets all the hoes
Girl:Omg is that Jordan
Girl 2:*gets impregnated just by looking at him
by Magnum_sized_condoms November 24, 2021
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Jordan

Backstabber, Usually fake ,not a good friend, is rude and also has no morals and is usually gay and most likely a horse
by Hola54 December 7, 2019
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Jordan

Jordan is a nice calm person. Once you get know him you will fall in love with him, he has brown/black eyes with curly/nappy hair. Once you see a Jordan don’t lose him b/c you won’t find another one
Jordan is really handsome
by Yolo_Savage April 21, 2021
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