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he's a boy who use to like Aya so much but not anymore but Aya was a very very cute and nice girl to him she was crying all night for Jordan is a handsome man but only with Aya if he was with other girls he would look like trash
Jordan is only cute and handsome with AYA
by kerime June 16, 2021
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jordan dixon

biggest queer out there. he gets named the "soccer queer" by his friends. he is pretty tall and somehow girls like him. he's alright at soccer but still considered the soccer queer.
person 1: is that jordan dixon?
person 2: oh yeah , soccerqueer?!
person 1: yeahhhh him
by penislicker662 December 5, 2019
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Jordanism

Making loose arrangements with friends and cancelling at the last second depending on what the boyfriends doing
by PrimalBeing December 21, 2018
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Jordan Hall

Is the coolest guy around you cannot dent that this guy is awesome he is a top bloke and will drop anyone being naughty around him he is a ferocious fella and is massive and built.
This guy is huge he must be a Jordan Hall
by Jordan Hall MWSC May 11, 2018
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jordan huff

A girl that lives in a small town east of dallas called Rockwall. she attends Rockwall high school and she is a neck breaker. every guy on the block wants to get some of jordan. she is an amazing friend. she loyal asf. she loves to go on dates. the local chick-fl-a know her order. she always gets a number 4. that's the 3 count of chicken strips. she loves cattle and has an amazing talent. she's so loving to the people she cares about. i love her with all my heart and i'm proud to say she's my future wife.<3
damn did you she jordan huff with dylan yesterday...? don't you mean her husband.
by jordan huff December 10, 2017
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Jordan

Umm so prepare to read a rant....THIS DUDE THIS FREAKING DUDE is the WORST (trust me)....so first of all he has ANGER ISSUES like punches hole in walls, second he is one of those people that are smart (not a genius by ANY means what so ever) but refuses to try at all....he has a GPA under 1.5 when he is perfectly capable of keeping it higher than a 3.5 He also moves on and dates people super quickly and if he doesn't have a gf he is more than willing to go back to his ex till he finds one even if he doesn't like her. He is also sorta a jerk to his gf....his gf and him were sitting by eachother and his gf was talking about a wedding (they are 17 so obviously it was just a fantasy not really a plan) and me (a very single person) says I'm not gonna plan my wedding not like anyone is gonna marry me anyway AND JORDAN AKA HER BF AGREES WITH ME....and this other girl had a crush on Jordan and he WENT ON VACATION WITH HER WHILE HE HAD A GF and when he came back he said "he just didn't love her anymore"

(Oh and Jordan if you see this we know about September 6th-16th in 2019 and all the post YOU HAD A GF)

Also Jordans a drummer he is okay but stop practicing when everything else is quiet on the worlds LOUDEST instrument
person 1- That rant was crazy

Me (the person that wrote it)- Yah, but its not an attack at all Jordans just that one
Other Jordans- thank the lord
by Matilda_Squid8573 September 24, 2020
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Jordan

Jordan is the biggest bum of all. Absolute trash.
Guy 1: oh look, it’s Jordan.

Guy 2: dude, that’s a dumpster.
by Massive schlong Robert October 28, 2020
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