January 2

•National suck a dick day
•National eat ass day
•National fuck your gf/bf day

Yay it January 2 time to suck a dick!

by ☁wolf_Niko☁ November 9, 2019

January 12

The day that u ask out ur crush

Hey guess what today is?

January 12?

Yeah but what else?

I don't know?

National ask out ur crush.

by Wolfzzz November 8, 2019

Cum January

The first month of the year, pretty much the opposite of No Nut November, you just cum a lot. A sexual twist on the common phrase "Come January"

Friend: Dude No Nut November is brutal, idk if I can make it
Me: Just hold off and it'll be worth it Cum January.

by NMSJanitor44 December 13, 2017

January 3rd

National Tell Your Crush Their Your Crush Day

Tell your crush you like them on January 3rd and hope that they read this

"Your my crush. Today is January 3rd so its 'National Tell Your Crush Their Your Crush Day' if you must know."

"Oh ok, wanna hang out later?"

by drifty white man m'g January 3, 2020

January 6th

January 6th national boobs day show off your boobs there amazing

Woah why are you showing me your boobs
Well it’s January 6th national boob day

by You’ll January 6, 2020

January 14

The day you get to spike any volleyball players head(or a ball at their head).

Brooke: it’s January 14th 😏.
Me//any volleyball player: no no no no..😧

by Chickens and turtles January 11, 2020

January 14

The day when the japs are born. These people are sooo jappy their favorite clothes are probably their free city sweatpants or their aviator nation. They also really love themselves and their birthday

Girl: OMG ITS MY BDAY I GOT NEW AVIATOR NATION

Boy: geez dude she’s such a jap and why does she love her birthday so much

Other boy: it’s cuz she was born in January 14

by Teheheheheheee January 23, 2020