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January 13

National Simp day. January 13 is the day that the boys pipe up, shoot their shot, and kiss their crush. Or if you already have a girlfriend, show her some affection, give her a hug and a kiss, tell her she's beautiful.

Girl: 'Oh hey Jake wha-"
boy: "*kisses*
girl:"wtf!!!"
boy: " im sorry. didnt you hear? its January 13, national simp day."
girl: "ohhh okay."

by CarmelxCow January 12, 2021