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Jonah's Maneuver

Named after the creator Jonah Williamsworth O'Brien. It is a technique of masturbation frequently used if one were to find themselves with an absence of arms or chromosomes. Where the individual lies on its stomach and rubs its cock and/or pussy lips against its legs. Which is a very efficient way of reaching sexual climax for some.
Mahmood: "So how do you masturbate Corbin?"

Corbin: "I do Jonah's Maneuver!"

Keiran: *Autistic grunts*

Mahmood: "Oh, I love Jonah's Maneuver!"
by Blackflys December 14, 2019
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Jonah

Jonah is a player, who gets all the girls. He dates for popularity and takes each relationship way to seriously. He is tall but has a small dick. And is friends with all different ages. He likes to show off, thinking that he’s cool when he really isn’t. Loves baseball. Btw he’s rich.
Girl 1: You know Jonah?
Girl 2: Ya I know Jonah he’s a jerk
Girls 3 over hearing conversation: we dated stay away from him!
by Gabri December 21, 2019
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Jonah

That's Jonah
by Jaatoff January 31, 2020
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Jona

Why even?
Me: Hey Jona!
Jona: Periodt sis
Me: What?
Jona: HI SISTERS
by ThisSiteIsWeird March 14, 2020
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jonailee

Jonailee is a nice, shy, good in bed, and very freaky girl, she likes black boys and has brown hair and brown eyes. Jonailee is mixed and she is athletic, smart ,and strong . She goes very well with boys if the letter B, J, E
Did you see Jonailee she looks so beautiful today.
by jalani March 23, 2020
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Jonah

Jonah is a guy in the closet that comes out via a urban dictionary post. Claps to jonah
Are you in the closet, that’s so jonah.
by OhShitHi April 29, 2020
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janasshole

she’s a superior bitch with no iq she hates nobody but milk and yoghurt she’s always up for everything 🧚🏻🦵🏿😍
get u a janasshole she’s amazing 🤩
by jojaaaa May 31, 2020
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