italian ferriswheel

When two dudes helicopter dick close enough so their dicks collide. This goes on until one or both orgasm.

Those gays look super experienced, they've totally Italian ferriswheeled

by PurplePickleTickler May 11, 2017

Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing

When you pay a homeless Italian man to lick your nipples in such a way that your penis extends. Combine this with doing it near a black hole so your penis spaghettifies and also increases in length. While doing all this, start jelqing to maximize the length of your penis. Once your penis has reached a length of about 50 kilometers, you are now ready to penetrate your Italian man.

You wanna go find some people to Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxx with?
I just Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxed with that guy over there!
I love Italian Black Hole Jelqsmaxxing!

by Bornelius September 22, 2025

Italian

Fat ugly cunts who have hot mums. Their dads are also piss-weak faggots who are known to get absolutely tuned up by aboriginals dads.

Adam's an Italian cocksmoker

by pussyfartwhistle September 6, 2017

the ol' Italian Switcheroofie

the act of spiking someones drink, taking them home, and taking a roofie yourself, to even the chances, and escape charges

originated from Italy switching sides in the war

-My friend, Fernando, was on trial for raping a girl last week.
-Was he found guilty?
-Nah, he pulled the ol' Italian Switcheroofie.

by Cosbirius May 20, 2020

Italian skewer

having sex in the olive garden and you shove a bread stick up a girls ass and then forcing it down her throat.

gave my waitress the Italian skewer last night.

by notaguineapig November 7, 2022

italian brown bess

Loading ones anus with lasagna using a broomstick to ram it in there, much like how one loads a musket.

Boy, Charlie got wild last night with the italian brown bess.

by CIAButNot May 14, 2023

Italian triumph

Basically a nightmare for shit English fans in 2021

The Italian triumph angered Wayne as an English fan

by td_tud August 14, 2021