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Hairy Italian

When a man with overgrown pubic hair puts his erect penis in a bowl of pasta.
"Yo man my girl never eats spaghetti unless I serve it with a Hairy Italian."
by Duckydicko August 25, 2021
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Italian Thank You

To suck somebody’s dick as a way to thank someone
Person 1: “did he at least thank him?”

Person 2: “yeah Italian Thank You and everything
by Jaber2doodle May 30, 2025
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Italian Chocolate Freezie

Having Nutella sucked off of ones nuts while ice cubes are rubbed on the nipples.
Bob: Janet tried the Italian Chocolate Freezie on me last night.
Joe: How was it?
Bob: Hard to come when your balls are covered in chocolate.
by Bob with Joe May 18, 2014
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Italian

1) A person that was either brought up in Italy or was born from parents that came from said country. Usually Italians are depicted as lazy, greasy tanned people that move around on Vespa Scooters in American movies but this trend was inspired by the habits of the first communities of Italian immigrants that established in the states between the last half of the 1800's and the first half of the 19000's, when people who left their home country were usually poor: iln fact, they either come from Southern Italy, where people at that time, usually sported typically Mediterranean traits, or from an agricultural background in Northern Italy, which meant that they used to farm the land under direct sunlight, which caused their skin to get tanned (and that's where the tendency of thinking they are not white most Americans have came from).
Italians are on average very different in culture and habits compared to their Italo-American counterparts that are third-plus generation immigrants and their outer appearance is not always Mediterranean ( because people from Northern Italy, more similar to the rest of Central Europeans in regard of their looks, started having more contacts with Southern Italians after the main highway of the At was built).
Italians are tendentially associated with exquisite cuisine, Mafia, laughable politicians, bad traffic, good looks, fine shoes and fashion, cool cars and marvellous art and extremely hot people.

2) Language spoken in Italy/ by Italian people.
1) "Jeez! I'm impressed by how American and British cities are packed with Italians: that's really impressive man!" "Good for us man! That means there's plenty of hot Italian chicks to hit on!"

2) "Hey, mi sapresti dire dov'è la fermata dell'autobus piú vicuna?"
"Her... Sorry dude, I don't speak Italian".
by Tan_ge_rine March 23, 2019
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Italian Wall

When you’re overly tired due to consuming too much pasta and drinking too much wine
I really enjoyed my pasta and wine but damn I have now hit an Italian wall and need to lay down.
by vingratis June 23, 2023
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Italian Fingerjob

The act of inserting a man or woman's finger (preferably their smallest one) or toe inside a man's peehole, or the hole that is found at the tip of a man's penis. This is often described as both painful and pleasurable, and has been known to severely disfigures the man's penis.
John: Aw, man my penis hurts. She game me an Italian Fingerjob and I'm a bit sore.
by Dabaws December 30, 2013
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