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Indian Squanch

When you are not "actually" indian but you tell everyone you are.

You look nothing like REAL indian heritage, you do not endure in any of their unique skills & have no understanding of your tribe. Indian Squanch's normally order a ham and cheese sandwich when they are out to dinner, they do not know how to spear a fish because they are afraid of the water & they secretly rut in November. If you ever run into an indian squanch, just turn around and say "Bye Felicia"
Brenda! Dont be such an indian squanch!
by Littlebear90 November 5, 2022
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Indian crabbing

Very common religious Indian traditional sport which is practiced especially near the shores of the Gange. It consists in inserting crustaceans inside the rectum and making them walk along the walls of the large intestine using special techniques.
"Hey Pajeet, let do some crabbing!"
"No, Rajesh, my butt still hurt from last time."

"Cow God take my crabbing dance offering and spare my children from disease plis."

"Show bobs vegana I show me indian crabbing"
by Wulfnir88 September 10, 2018
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Indian burn

a sexual move when your dick is so big and a woman has to use two hands. when the man proclaims that he is going to cum the woman forcibly grips his penis and twists it as soon as he nuts to produce a pleasurable pain
man 1: bro I mandy gave me a handy but damn she gave me one hard indian burn
by Anastacla February 3, 2020
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Indian Glass Blower

An Indian Glass Blower is when one man takes a straw, inserts it into the anal cavity of another man, and burps through the straw into their ass.
Dinner was so good, I went home and gave my dad an Indian Glass Blower.
by toyotapanzer June 21, 2025
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Indian fly trap

when you shit in the centre of the room and wait for fly's to come then stomp on the shit killing the fly's
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Indian fatigue

Locals that are tired of East Indians and their culture of bullshit.
“Man I’m so sick of these East Indians asking for a discount, it’s giving me Indian Fatigue
by Anonamoose December 13, 2023
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Indian ear blower

The act of pulling out at the verge of ejacualation and blowing a load into the other one’s ear
I gave my girl an indian ear blower last night!! It was bonkers!
by forniterizzla9 April 25, 2024
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