stick your cock in your ear

another way to tell someone to fuck off

to boss "if you think i'm working late tonight you can stick your cock in your ear. you cunt"

by chimp101 March 05, 2008

Cock like a mouse's ear

A particularly small penis

That's the last time I date a body-builder! All those big muscles but a cock like a mouse's ear!

by Sally Nips September 27, 2009

Scratch Yoda Behind the Ears

The act of masturbating to Star Wars, especially the non-human actors. As seen on iSketch.

Person 1: Awe man, I was watching Star Wars last night. The Twi'lek got me so hot, I had to Scratch Yoda Behind the Ears.
Person 2: *Just looks at Person 1 Awkwardly*

by SexyJonesy January 31, 2012

National Rip Off Ears Day

some people say April 24th is national r*pe day, so therefore we will make it national rip off ears day, ears are quite easy to rip off just start at the top and pull down at a angle❤️

“hey, did you know april 24th is national rip off ears day? “
“oh really?”
“yup!”
“nice, definitely if somebody looks at me sideways their ear will be ripped off!”

by ..brookkk April 24, 2021

Talk the ear off a deaf person

To be able to talk so much that it's frankly absurd. Someone who will be able to essentially hold a conversation completely on their own

Damn dude, you could talk the ear off a deaf person!

by cunteth420 December 01, 2021

Where your ears been sittin at?

An informal inquiry of what music you've been listening to lately

I've got a gig tomorrow night and I have to find some new tunes, Where your ears been sittin at?

by Civillian November 22, 2015

Awkward Ear-Popping iPod Syndrome

When you're driving thru no-man's land with your earbuds in your ears listening to your iPod, while at the same time your ears are popping because of the air pressure and it feels very awkward and makes it hard to hear the music.

I was driving through Pennsylvania and i experienced Awkward Ear-Popping iPod Syndrome, so i couldn't even hear my Paramore music because my ears were popping so much.

by snare_chickkk_yeah July 29, 2010