Jew Hole

A random bit of (alleged) storage space. Most of the time they take the form of an extra closet that's big enough to fit at least three people but has no shelves.

They can also be smaller spaces that one must crawl into and around in, once inside.

Guy 1: Dude, this closet is huge, but why doesn't it have anywhere to put stuff? And why is there a tiny door in the back?

Guy 2: Oh, those're just the Jew Holes.

by TheMollyZ July 17, 2012

spaghetti hole

Based on the term Spaghettification in the book, A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking. Spaghettification being the vertical stretching and horizontal compression of objects into long thin shapes (rather like spaghetti) in a very strong gravitational field, and is caused by extreme tidal forces. In the most extreme cases, near black holes, makeing the spaghetti hole look alot like an anus.

If I stuck it in her colostomy bag wouldn't that be sticking it in her spaghetti hole by proxy?

by Dr. Spaghetti September 22, 2010

ascot hole

Nothing says you're a pretentious ass hole like wearing an ascot.

Mike decided he wanted to start wearing ascots, what an ascot hole that guy is going to be.

by CMIF LM March 8, 2012

dank-hole

a messy, wet, and smelly "...hole".

Dude, I wouldn't go there if I was you! She's got a very Dank-Hole!

by way2sweet4u December 15, 2009

Chode Hole

Noun: A bumhole that has engulfed such a large amount of chodes the skin has worn away and the ass has become a black hole like vaccuum that can no longer accept men for pleasure.

I met this guy the other night. He was nice, but he had such a chode hole!

by Lester the Molester CocknShtaf July 9, 2011

hole jumping

"hole jumping" is the term used to describe when a man is having vaginal sex with a woman, and then pulls out and sticks it up her ass, or vise versa.

D: "Bro, last night i was fucking my girl and was finally able to hole jump... and she loved it!"
A: "You lucky bastard. My girl isn't into hole jumping, she says it hurts her asshole too much."

by dirrty dan June 14, 2008

Black-Hole

The act of "docking" ones anus with another's anus. Similar to the docking of uncircumcised male weeners only, this time its anus edition. Like two intergalactic black-holes ripping asunder the very fabric of space and time; light could never escape these converging holes!

Hey, get that crusty anus over here and black-hole me!

I met this rockin boi at the mall today and he totally asked me to black hole him tonight. Better clean out the old wrinkled raisin!

"Sir, the ship is passing between two black-holes now"
The captain grabs a glass of whiskey raising the plastic edge to his lips,
"God help us all..."

by Alex and Lauren October 1, 2010