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chuck key holder

Another name for the opening of the alimentary canal. see also balloon knot, wizards sleeve, leather donut
After years of begging and emotional blackmail, our lass still won't let my whanger near her chuck key holder!
by Cheesey February 13, 2004
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dirty dish cloth holder

I'd lick her dirty dish cloth holder
by tambo1874 June 7, 2009
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Ice Cream Holder

A person who is in other words gay. Who tries to hide the fact he/she is but, doesnt quite do it right.
Oh, theres another ice cream holder at it again, he is so gay!
by Genral White Kracker July 19, 2009
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Dairy Share Holder

A man who encourages his wife to get a breast enlargement operation.

Dairy - breasts.
Share Holder - vested interests in having a good set of hooters to play with.
Dennis loved Harriet very much. He would love her even more if she had a decent set of norks. I guess Dennis could be described as a Dairy Share Holder.
by amulet_1972 April 30, 2010
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right-handed laundry line holder

noun
Politically correct term for nazis;
Usually, there should not be any politically correct terms for politically uncorrect people, but one may use this term here to refer to such specimens if one wishes to be creative, or if one is standing right next to such a group of people and does not desire to be understood. The use of a slightly cryptic circumscription guarantees in itself that a nazi does not understand it, because his brain capacity does not allow for more than hand-raising (hence the term) or the utterance of sentences with more than two words.
This term is particularly fitting for young nazis in rural areas, who tend to lack the courage to move out of mommy's place before the age of 70 (when they move to a retirement home because mommy is no more). In exchange for home and food, they have to help with chores, such as holding a laundry line in the yard, which their stiff right arms are perfect for.
"Haha, look at this ridiculous right-handed laundry line holder over there!"
by Favorite cousin October 6, 2012
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Social Media Cock Hoarder

An individual who dedicates there day to hoarding the attention of penis across the globe using social media. This practice is normally undergone by adding random people and provocatively implying physical attraction to a number of them simultaneously without actually engaging in sexual intercourse with any. often this predators will hunt the weak, if your face looks like it gave birth to its own nose be warned, she could even be a black man named steve.
that bitch is on an fb cock hoard

your silly mate: ive been talking to this girl for abit but look at all these guys on her wall.
you: mate! dont be a silly cunt, shes a social media cock hoarder! shes probably a black guy called steve
by themuffler May 14, 2015
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modern-day hoarder

Like a normal hoarder but with digital items instead of physical ones.

Somebody that saves all their emails from the beginning of time, or downloads movies never to be watched.
I pirated the entire Harry Potter collection but have no plans to read any of it. I am a modern-day hoarder.
by Pimp Rob May 18, 2016
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