goose fooling

An act by which hope is given to the "goose" or "goosey" as is known in most cultures, and subsequently hope is stripped away when it becomes apparent that a lie has been concocted by which to "fool the goose". The bigger and more elaborate the lie, the more the goose has been fooled.

"Mate, got tickets to see the Spice Girls tonight, wanna come?"

"Yeah mate, i'll go get dressed now!"

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I'm the master of goose fooling!"

(sub-par goose fooling)

by Razorfin October 18, 2011

Gooseberry Cove

A quaint village located on the east coast of Newfoundland where the general population is elderly, but the party scene is raging.

Man, did you go to that party last night in Gooseberry Cove?
It was RAGING.

by mamahoola January 7, 2012

goosebro

When there is more than one gooseberry on a couple's date.

I'm going out for dinner with Mike and Sarah, but it's ok, Jason is coming so he can be my goosebro

by G43D January 27, 2014

goose plucker

A man who masturbates in public

My goose plucker of a brother got caught outside walmart

by DJ smilyface March 15, 2015

goose taco

Someone who acts so silly but tries to be professional at the same time

"Hey man what's going on?"

"Nothing, arguing with my girl about formal wear, she thinks short shorts are formal.."
"Still?!...man evie is a goose taco"

by Tonytony666 May 27, 2016

goose-neck

the suction of the dick between the vigina causing the dick to hilariously break needing treatment

Dude my girlfriend Accidentally gave me a goose-neck

by Lucky out August 9, 2016

Goosebumpery-tummyknotosis

The feeling one gets when experiencing extreme levels of reminiscence with regard to childhood things or other things one is passionate about, i.e. someone who has read the Harry Potter books seeing the movies for the first time.

I read all of the Lord of the Rings books as a kid, I have a severe case of Goosebumpery-tummyknotosis now that I am going to see the movies

by KeBaRron December 11, 2016