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German chocolate bar

The poop that looks like a chocolate bar, often eaten for practical jokes
This chocolates terrible!

It's a German chocolate bar is probably why
by Ricky Itchie Twitchy May 22, 2011
mugGet the German chocolate barmug.

German Logger

This is a person fascinated with inserting the weights from cuckoo clocks up their cloacus because they like the way it feels.
The only thing that makes a German logger happier than entering a cuckoo clock store is exiting a cuckoo clock store.
by Uberdyke April 14, 2021
mugGet the German Loggermug.

German Things

When a girl tells you she want's to do German Things; You probably should fill up before your date, as she want to eat what comes out of your dark passage (poop play)
Slutty Quagmire: Big Pete, Help! She Wants to do German Things! GERMAN THINGS!
Big Pete: What? No! He hasn't eaten anything in days! it's not going to work!
by Quagmire Apprentice December 12, 2024
mugGet the German Thingsmug.

Ze German

Ze German - Legendary Friend
I’m always better, but still epic
Hi Ze German Bro
by Bets January 20, 2022
mugGet the Ze Germanmug.

German Blunder

This is a Connect-4 move which involves the other player forgetting how to play the game and letting you stack 4 tokens on top of each other.
"How did I win with a german blunder" - (Optimal) Player
"How did I let them get a german blunder" - Other (Sub-Optimal) Player
by Jyenormous May 20, 2024
mugGet the German Blundermug.

german roach

A very small joint roach from a pinner doob, rolled by a sorry ass non smoker. (Only suitable for smoking in the shoe/hole if incarcerated.)
That lame ass, non-smoking, skimp joint rolling ass motherfucker is smoking a German roach.
by Al Lee Gater November 30, 2017
mugGet the german roachmug.

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