Lynch fingers

Someone who anything they touch is utterly f**ked.

“Who fucked the catadyne?” “It was f**cking lynch fingers that propane headed fuck.”

by Jimbo10101 April 8, 2022

Hoodie Fingerer

When the string of the Hoodie is out of the hole and you need to finger it back in

"OMG"! "Edoardo so good at being a hoodie fingerer"!

by Hoddie fingerer69 November 9, 2020

That Damn Finger

The finger is always the reason for everything. The finger is immaculate and ethereal. If you do something and blame something on the finger, no matter how bad it was, you will be unscathed.

Example 1:
Howard: “LMAOOO, NO WAY U JUST AIRBALLED A LAYUP.”
Benny: “It was that damn finger!”

Example 2:
Grayson: “Yo, why’d u fly all the way out to Columbia last night to tickle my grandma?”
Jayson: “Bruh, it must’ve been that damn finger!”

by poopingchicken191 December 12, 2020

Trigger Finger

The act of shooting a semi-automatic weapon very quickly, almost or at maximum fire rate

He's got a crazy trigger finger

by plsbehappy January 13, 2021

Slip the finger

When you are scratching your ass and a finger goes in.

When my friend scratches his ass, he likes to slip the finger.

by BlahGuide52003 January 13, 2021

Monkey Finger

The monkey finger - when you fall asleep with your finger in your girls bum, when you wake up pull out out and bend your finger, the crusty poo will make it look like a monkey finger

Were you monkey fingering last night?

by JamThrizzle1 January 18, 2021

Finger Batter

If you don’t wash your hands enough after you ejaculate from masturbating, the semen will dry in the webbings of your fingers with a smegma like appearance

I got finger batter (finger-batter) on my hands

by booboochoochoo April 6, 2021