Fat Nips

A person usually male who has abnormally round nipples. Usually used in jest as an insult.

Phone rings "hey how's it hanging fat nips"

by Stonky B August 22, 2018

Fat Wank

When one eats a large quantity of food and proceeds to masturbate immediately afterwards.

"Great night last night, got in and ordered £60 worth of Chinese food and had a fat wank"

by RHUL Penrose January 21, 2019

Fat Lies

¹ A lie that is told by a fat person.

² The propensity of fat people to lie, normally for social reasons.

Sally is telling fat lies again, in order to get attention.

by Rear Naked Woke September 28, 2018

fat hungry

act of being very very hungry, can eat anything

Aye g I'm fat hungry, lets eat

by ZenMeister01 October 1, 2018

relationship fat

When someone in a relationships gains a couple pounds due to being comfortable with their partner

Person A: hey has Jessica put on weight??
Person B: nah mate, she’s just relationship fat

by Pink sock May 31, 2018

fat glob

when someone queefs, farts, or marinates on a toilet.

“mishcatte just did a fat glob”

“FLAT GLOB *proceeds to marinate or fart”

by jiggalord February 10, 2023

American fat

a phrase coined by some dutch visitors to the states, which is a reference to the particularly sorry state here of "sloppy FAT" (A.K.A. = protoplasm "challenged") unlike any other country in the world, remaining a continuing source of horrification for visitors from any other nations!

of course, fat acceptance is becoming 'normal' now, despite the opinions of most medical doctors (ie: 400lbs = the 'NEW' 150lbs!!) -get your clothes made by omar the tent maker !!

dutch visitor- how do you suppose they grow 'em so large ?? (response) not sure! , that's American fat !!

let's get us the "super size" meal and 'drum' of soft drink ! right! , let's get American fat !!

by michael foolsley July 12, 2022