A lame ass MF that resells shoes and supreme clothing, has a tiny wiener. He also gets no girls and loves noodles and company cuz he’s gay. He has blonde hair and is funny sometimes but most of the time he’s lame. His bff is Noah and he has the biggest boner for him cuz he’s gay. Noah has to turn down his love in the pursuit of a woman of his own.
Evan is a queer
by Joey sense November 15, 2019
Get the Evanmug. Literally one of the best people ever. He’s funny and handsome and can blow you away with his beautiful laugh. If you ever meet an Evan keep him.
by thats poggers man April 21, 2022
Get the Evanmug. 
If you searched up "Evan" because they are your crush, me too :)
If you are a tall Evan that you are dreamy and handsome <3
If you are short then you are a nice know-it-all.
If you are a tall Evan that you are dreamy and handsome <3
If you are short then you are a nice know-it-all.
Person 1: I have a crush on someone named Evan
Person 2: he sounds like a nice person to crush on ;)
Person 2: he sounds like a nice person to crush on ;)
by January.bby.<3 December 12, 2021
Get the Evanmug. Absolutely amazing person. Perfect body and face. Is super smart and is someone every girl wishes she had. Creative and talented, spontaneous and adventurous. Simply perfect.
by XxjuixedpixklexX February 24, 2019
Get the Evanmug. Evan is one of the nicest people you will ever meet, if you meet an Evan you will be so happy. Evan is kinda crazy at times but his friends love him for that and think hes cool. Evan is probably gay and probably has a major crush on his bestfriend (probably a Jacob or a Liam) Evan loves to have fun and go do new things and to hang out with his friends. If you have an Evan never let him go because he will change your life and be the best friend that anyone could have.
Person 1: Evan is so nice and it seems like he has a crush on his Bestfriend.
Person 2: yeah, he sure is a real Evan.
Person 2: yeah, he sure is a real Evan.
by Noobsaibot_thedamned November 23, 2021
Get the Evanmug. Thou who's name is Evan, in which seven art thou favorite number, and red, blue, green, and black are the colors of choice.
by mr serious serious February 8, 2023
Get the Evan Quinnmug.