Evan Carroll

One who gets 0 play from any female whatsoever.

Evan Carroll doesn’t get any bitches, he gets 0 play.

by FuturexChrisBrown December 13, 2021

Evan

Gay furry

Did u see that Evan over there hes a furry who likes men

by Ofnebwb iej March 25, 2022

The dirtiest Evan

When he’s got those big bald balls fresh outta some dirty asshole then shoves them into some ole grill cheese pussy and jerks off on her titties. After it’s all done he toilet waters his dirty balls, fresh and ready for the next dirty hole.

When ya have the biggest balls of em all only the dirtiest Evan will do.

by Smells like trout August 14, 2024

evan smith

the coolest, littlest, funniest person you will ever meet. Evan Smiths tend to be pretty hot and awesome, did I already say that?

"that is such an evan smith move," says person 1. "I know it was so lit and freakin awesome bruh,"

by urbandictonaryisreliable February 16, 2018

Evan Rees-Weideman

An example of a man, who stutters to mask the sound of his soul dying.

Hey Bro, you're really pulling an Evan Rees-Weideman

by Evan Rees-Weideman December 12, 2019

Evan

Evan is usually a weird human with very low standards most people hate and shouldn’t date it always ends bad and usually is their fault this is coming from a human who’s dated an Evan and their worthless and downright disrespectful

Evan is a dick

by Orange0799 December 9, 2019

Talk Evan to Me

Using "Bro" Speak in normal everyday sentences - including phrases such as "Fo Sho," "O Nice," "Legit," "Wicked Cool," among others.

I love it when you Talk Evan To Me

by gigiA2 November 25, 2010