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douche-knuckle

douche-knuckle: origin - early 2000's fournese; definition - one who acts like a douche bag and a knuckle head simultaneously
mind-tingling, pasta-fucking, nipple-kicking douche-knuckles everywhere!!
by hightechdave April 14, 2010
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douche park

Main Entry: douche park (ˈdüsh pärk)

Function: verb/adj.
Etymology: American (from Anglo-French)

1. To park one's automobile diagonally across two or more parking spaces so as to protect said automobile from door-dings and other threats to it's finish. Usually done with an expensive or ostentatious car or truck.

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gigantic douche park (or "GDP")

1. To park a bus or truck with a long trailer perpendicularly across five or more parking spaces. Usually done in lots where the demand for parking is the highest.
Dude: "Why did you put a 5 foot gouge in my Hummer with that screwdriver?"

Me: "Because you were douche parked. So suck it."
by the virgin marcus July 13, 2010
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douche

Person who eats pretzel goldfish instead of buying less expensive real pretzels.
John is such a douche for eating goldfish pretzels.
by acub1one September 9, 2010
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Douche Scale

the scale of douches, 1 being really good and 100 being really bad.

1 - 10: Genuinely Nice Guy.

(Sensitive, sweet. 1 - 5 = pure)

11 - 20: Average Guy.

(Most guys in this category. nice, but not super sweet. 15 and under are a bit sensitive.)

21 - 30: Douchemuffin.

(Nice, but still douchey. not annoying.)

31 - 40: Douchemeister.

(annoying, but a little amusing.)

41 - 50: Doucheface.

(tolerable to an extent, a bit more annoying than a Douchemeister.)

51 - 60: Douchebag.

(stereotypical Douchebag, hater.)

61 - 70: Douchemonkey.

(harasser, troll, mild player.)

71 - 80: Douchenozzle.

(messes with girls' emotions, immature, player.)

81 - 90: Douchefaqué. (also pronounced Douchefag.)

(extreme player, intolerant to others that are different sexist, racist, etc.)

91 - 100: Supreme Master Doucheface.

(Abuser. 91 - 93 = emotional abuse. 94 - 97 = physical abuse. 98 - 100 = both.)

Notes:

1 - 50 = tolerable.

51 - 100 = bitchworthy, insensitive.

**Reasons must be provided for any ratings over 60.
She used the Douche Scale to rate him as an 80, a Douchenozzle.
by kitten_taters :) November 3, 2010
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Douche Cake

1 part Douchebag 1 part urinal cake. Generally a step bellow douchebag.
A douchebag would be someone like Tiger Woods, Bono or any of the members of Stone Temple Pilot. A Douche Cake would be someone like Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise, Arnold Swarzenegger, or any of the members of Hootie and the Blowfish.
by chinrest October 20, 2011
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Douche Jar

A jar which you put money in, for every time someone makes a douchebag comment.
Paul:Dude I'm struggling to find a date tonight man.
Kevin:Wow dude you such a freaking embarrassment, like how easy could it be to ask a girl on a date...well it is for good looking guys anyways.
Malcolm:O.K. bro that's a visit to the douche jar.
by Malcolm Ocbomb July 31, 2012
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Douche trap

When you are driving and know someone needs to turn but are in the wrong lane so you block thier turn with your car.
John needs to turn left to go to work but is in the right lane. Michael follows his speed driving right next to him in the left lane preventing John from switching lanes. John misses his turn and must go around, therefore Michael has executed a douche trap.
by Driving trap September 3, 2013
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