Fat dong

A thick and long cock with hair that looks like a dickweed

Fat dong is hard

by Balls in ur jaw October 27, 2021

Dong

The currency used in Vietnam.

This book costs 227325 dong.

by Chlike July 25, 2017

Phat dong

Used as explanative. Wow this is “phat dong.” Could also be translated as a thick penis.

That new report is Phat Dong!

by Normadin March 19, 2019

small wong dong

When you dick is 11mm with a large curve and is about as thin as a slimjim that can bend around a corner hitting the dogs anus from the other room

ryan has a small wong dong now my poodles as is wet

by NotSeCretOrgans April 15, 2019

Ding Dong Thumping

An action similar to ding dong ditching, instead of ditching you proceed to have an orgy with your partner(s) by the door.

Bro! We goin ding dong thumping tonight? Grandmas house?

by Joe The Eskimo May 29, 2016

dong

A mammoth sized penis. It'll usually land you a job in porn or be the cause of equally sized child support bills.

P1: "Hey Jim, I just came out of the locker room. Tyrone's got a huge dong! I'm jealous!"
P2: "Yea I heard he slings it around his neck like a scarf during the winter! His girlfriend Laquisha is always walking around with a limp!"

by wordwanker September 17, 2018

Dong

1. (vulgar) the penis.
2. A currency used in Vietnam. The current exchange rate for a Dong is 22,540 dong for one dollar.

1. My dong is a 7 incher.
2. The dong is a currency used in Vietnam. It costs 22,540 dong to get one dollar!

by Orexio November 22, 2016