Donald Trump Pump

Receiving a hand job whilst your penis is wrapped in paper currency. Upon finishing, the man's penis is covered with the currency or easy clean-up. Also known as the dollar dick wrangle.

My grandmother is becoming suspicious of my excessive use of tissues, so I may have to resort to the Donald Trump Pump.

by Ivanna Sukyadik May 23, 2009

The Numerology of Donald Trump

When astrologers and feng shui masters figure out the “good” and “bad” days of the 45th President of the United States from his birthdate and the zodiac—in Chinese numerology, baby Trump was born in the Year of the Dog.

Emperor Xi and gang consulted the fengshui gurus in Beijing to find out about the numerology of Donald Trump—they wanted to know when his “lucky” and “unlucky” days in the Year of the Pig would be in order to schedule their trade meetings with him.

by MathPlus February 18, 2019

Donald Trump Dump

A dump that's so epic, it's probably worth a million dollars.

Man I just pumped the most epic dump ever! It was legit a Donald Trump dump!

by Sir Spankelot December 14, 2010

Donald TRUMP

Donald Trump The greatest american president in history who took America and made it great again

Donald TRUMP an American HERO.

by CreekSqaud January 20, 2021

Fuck Donald Trump

I’m from Louisiana. Nobody down here cares about your insignificant and irrelevant opinion on Donald Trump, liberal.

Keep drinking your Biden kool-aid, it will help you to an early death. You will be drinking to the grave with that kool-aid, so guard it with care.

Fuck Donald Trump.

Your opinion is about as relevant as a fart.

by WorseThanHitler December 6, 2020

fuck donald trump

Something even Melania doesn't want to do anymore.

"Supermodels no longer want to fuck donald trump. They lost interest after Stormy Daniels revealed that Marco Rubio was right about the size of his dick. He likes to say that he'd fuck Ivanka if they weren't related, but Ivanka says she wouldn't fuck donald trump even if they weren't related and he were 25 years old, because it would still be gross. Now I don't want to fuck donald trump either, because I think I can do better, and because it's just an embarrassing thing to do." --Melania Knavs...okay, okay, Melania Trump, I just hate to admit it in public

by bis225 December 10, 2020

Donald Trump's Wall

A waste of time, effort, and money.

idk how anyone can be able to enjoy building Donald Trump's Wall for a living

by Dubiks February 14, 2019