cock slag

An unpleasant or irritating person.

Also can be someone who will say things about you behind your back to undermine your confidence.

Australian slang, an insult.

Can you not mow the lawn now, I just washed my car.
You can park it in the garage, this is the only time I have.
No I will not park it in the garage, it needs to dry.
I will wait for you to shammy it dry.
No I will keep it outside to dry.

This is what a cock slag typically does.

by kam75xx July 30, 2018

Cock in the custard

Placing a risky trade on the stock market

Dave's trying to recover his losses so he's putting his cock in the custard.

by thestig86 November 12, 2012

Cock watching

The act of a male/female constantly being in your business (in secret). This could be because you got a new girlfriend or a new car etc.

Friend 1: “Yo, Hannah just came up too me asking if you’re with Gemma”
You: “She needs to move on, why’s she cock watching?”

by kira A May 1, 2021

Cock Muppet

A complete idiot

That guy in the crowd is a Cock Muppet.

by Paul Starr August 3, 2009

Drunk on Cock

The art of being so gay and/or loving cock so much that it intoxicates oneself.

Person1: Wow that Byrd sure loves cock.
Person2: Yeah, must be drunk on cock.

by Salsbar May 7, 2011

dry cocking

The act of having sex with a woman without any foreplay or lubrication, keeping her vagina dry at the beginning of sex.

Man, I rubbed my dick raw dry cocking that chick last night.

by 47 July 30, 2008

cock dodger

Australian colloquial term. Women who go walking early in the morning to avoid morning sex action with their significant other. They call it exercise but often serves a dual purpose. Common among married women and women who are in long term relationships. Often seen out walking between 6 - 7am.

Man: "my wife is a cock dodger and goes on early morning walks"

by simatt March 12, 2008