Climate change

You deserve to die you piece of shit and the faster you do it the better.

Hym "Still don't give a shit about climate change and if I have to work until I die it's better that you all die with me as soon as possible."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2024

Oil Change

An oil change is expressly defined as changing out one’s inner fluids; this means peeing, shitting, and then cumming consecutively. The best way to start off your day.

“Hey Johnny, have you finished your daily oil change yet?”
‘Not yet man, I still haven’t finished my number 3!’

by carpetmunchingindian January 16, 2021

Change Of Command

Abbreviation: CoC

When one bro puts a row of funyuns on his boner, and runs into his bro. When the boners collide, the forward momentum results in the funyuns sliding from one boner onto the other.

All frat brothers stood at attention during the illustrious Change of Command (CoC) ceremony.

by Xonerrenob February 15, 2017

national change ur pfp day

bc anna said so and it has to be something completely different and not related to your old one.

omg it’s January 15 it’s time to change my pfp to anything but the same thing it was before because it’s national change ur pfp day!

by urnewstepmom January 15, 2021

Change

Something on the surface of a power struggle.

What he/she was trying to do wasn't really about change, it was only about change on the surface.

by Solid Mantis February 22, 2021

Choo your chang

A phrase depicting sexual attraction to somebody.

“Does he choo your chang?” “Hell yeah!”

by L0RDFARQU4D May 10, 2019

semantic regime change

When the meaning of words shifts so drastically that reality itself starts to feel like a glitch. Usually driven by cultural agendas, internet discourse, or corporate rebranding.

Examples:

"First, 'disruption' meant innovation—now it means getting laid off. Another semantic regime change, baby."

"Remember when 'outside' meant nature and not just…vibes? Total semantic regime change."

See also: gaslighting, linguistic coup, reality distortion field

by atalaocean March 17, 2025