Camel

one who goes through long periods with out making someone laugh

yo that fucker Phillip is a Camel he hasn't made us laugh in ages

by fishrman July 17, 2003

Two Camels, One Car

The sexual act of having one man with a small penis and two women with loose pussies.

Guy one : Did you here about Jeff?
Guy two : Yeah his girlfriend told me Jeff her and there best friend did a Two Camels, One Car.
Guy one : I didn't know Jeff had a small cock.

by blumpkiinnnnn January 25, 2010

came and went

1. When sex culminates with ejaculation immediately followed by urination.

Not to be confused with "Went and came"

Beth: How's it going with that older guy your seeing? i bet he's so old has to wear a diaper.
Sarah: Well lemme tell ya. Last night in bed he came and went!

by Mister Marble Muncher May 16, 2014

camelia

When a Eastenor is trying to look like they were born and raised in the West. They usually do not acknoldge where they are from, that they are asian, have a general hate towards other asians, that they can speak another language and that they are not bad at driving; like the rest of the asian majority.

Scott: Is that girl from around here?
Kris: No, she isn't. She just arrived in town; shes from Thailand. She's a really camelia

by kris the robot December 24, 2008

Camelbach Music

Camelbach Music. A Rap song written by Jon Muru and A Mizz (aka Aidan Monk) using a instrumental produced by M.Will the Shogun. The song came baout when the two visit Tunisia and Rode Camel back across the Sahara Desert. The Song Maybach Music by Rick Ross Inspired the song also. The song Camelbach Music is not available to purchase.
It is yet unknown if the song will feature on a mixtape by either Jon Muru or A Mizz.

Also Meaning New. Becos it is NEW!

It can be rhyming slang for Bullshit, because the song was written as proof that the rode camel back in the Sahara Desert

talking about an object? - That is So Camelbach Music!

after being offended - Don't talk to me! Your So Camelbach Music right now!

by Jon Muru May 12, 2009

came wrong

Similar to come right in that you successfully attain a (sexual) partner for the evening, however the experience of coming right is not to your liking due to the lack of ability or unattractiveness of said (sexual) partner.

My friend came wrong last night.

by cazzel June 1, 2009

Camelid

Camelid is the hood that covers the area above the area that creates the cameltoe, not to be too graphic or descriptive, but you get the idea I think.

She had a huge Cameltoe but it was covered up by her huge Camelid.

by Sherriff Misfits Bitch!!! December 5, 2010