(latin- totalus: very, bonus: a large piece of marble in a cylindrical shape) adv. expressing great enthusiasm or approval. Usually said with an accent on the TOEtally BoneAH
Dude, your hairpiece is so totally boner!
Man, those streamers are friggin totally boner!
"Hey Sandy, did you see Dale's new shoes?"
"No. Tell me everything about them in a two word phrase."
"Totally boner."
Man, those streamers are friggin totally boner!
"Hey Sandy, did you see Dale's new shoes?"
"No. Tell me everything about them in a two word phrase."
"Totally boner."
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When your friend is having sex and you tackle him out of her while another friend does a heel drop on his boner.
by theultimatesword March 11, 2011
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Get the Contact Boner mug.A grandpa boner is a dirty filthy, fat, ugly often bald old man of 60 years of age or older typically found in south east Asia with a late teens to early twenties Asian escort with him.
Gross, look at that grandpa boner over there with that 17 year old girl. He has to be at least triple her age, triple her weight and triple her dimensions in every direction.
by BorisSDT August 27, 2011
Get the grandpa boner mug.When a male engaged in vigorous anal sex breaks his dick inside said anus. Upon the breaking (and after all the anal pressure) the person receiving the anal sex becomes incapable of containing themselves and releases their fecal matter all over the broken penis. Therefore, making it a "Rusty Turn Boner."
Todd: Who was on the phone?
Chris: That was the hospital, Hank got admitted...
Todd: Oh my God, what for?
Chris: They say he got a Rusty Turn Boner and is going to need surgery.
Chris: That was the hospital, Hank got admitted...
Todd: Oh my God, what for?
Chris: They say he got a Rusty Turn Boner and is going to need surgery.
by Marshall Branch February 23, 2011
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Danny bragged to his single friends, saying "I have a girlfriend," while closing his eyes and doing his boner wiggle.
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