Homer Simpson Boat Draw

A deceptive sweepstakes to entrap those of below average intelligence by offering an otherwise unobtainable redneck bucket list prize.

They arrested my cousin at a Homer Simpson Boat Draw

by Claymationdude June 14, 2017

Pepperoni boat

When the edges of the pepperoni (on pizza) curl up and hold a delicious pool of pepperoni flavored grease.

Ahhh yisss! This slice has a pepperoni boat on it!

by Masterblastermisterfister April 17, 2017

Boat

A Life Sentence in a penitentiary .

Watch out with Tin Man in Georgia prison's, he's serving a Boat.

by Mr.1988 November 14, 2018

Rock the boat

When you turn the pookie back and forth when you smoke meth

I like to rock the boat when I'm with some female

by El Booferro May 2, 2020

out of the boat

If you are out of the boat, you are in the (de) nile - ie, in denial

Dude 1: She is cheating on you man and you know it
Dude 2: No way
Dude 1: You're out of the boat dude 2.

by MexPirate June 12, 2007

Boat launch disease(BLD)

It starts off as a small case of lamenigga-itis , and eventually(if untreated) can and will turn into a number of serious health complications such as: bum bumps, fentanyl addiction, scabies, dizziness upon standing, sudden weakness, super fever, severe picking, white shit in the corner of the mouth, empty pockets at all times, sudden death.

It is very contagious.

That bitch gave me boat launch disease(bld)

by TBSieLee November 13, 2023

The Boat Nook

A promise that is made to seal the deal with the hottie you met at your friend's house boat party that you'll never forget her no matter how bad your Alzheimer's gets.

I went to visit Jason at the marina. There was a chick there named Shawna that I gave the boat nook to. At least I think her name was Shawna.

by jeffiet August 19, 2021