Rail boated

3 levels beyond drunk.

Francis: Yo Kevin, you seen Mel? she's shit the bed and fingered the cat.
Kevin: yeah man, she's rail boated

by Rsm Demba ba December 31, 2014

Farm Boat

A ship used to transport animals for use in zoos and farms.

There's a boat they use to put animals on. You know, a farm boat.

by plastic_eggs December 20, 2013

leathery boat

The act of motor boating a set of old saggy tits

You give that old girl a leathery boat last night you funny cunt

by distort the sender February 15, 2015

Gravy-Boating

Intentionally passing fecal matter in a shared bath or swimming pool.

Gravy-boating is becoming a popular past-time at the local swimming pool, it has had to close 3 weeks in a row.

by Disconazi March 16, 2015

boat block

A person who tries to kill a fishing trip. They will typically find excuses not to go because they have homosexual tendencies.

My wife hates fishing, that bitch is a boat block.

by Thefrisky April 25, 2015

Pontoon Boating

Similar to Motor Boating, but accomplished by placing your face in the other persons' ass cheeks instead of their breasts.

My mouth tastes like shit today because I was up all night pontoon boating this girl I met at Starbucks.

by Goofytits May 10, 2015

The brown boat

Shitting in the tank of a toilet

When you shit in the tank of a toilet and listen as someone gags and screams at the sight of the toilet filling up with shit and clogging. otherwise known as the brown boat

by DJxDEFALT May 16, 2015