Vulgar term used for men when they masturbate aka BEAT YOUR MEAT. The male penis has plenty of nicknames and meat is one commonly used to describe the penis and testicles. When men beat their meat, they take their erect penis and jerk it in a up and down motion, this tends to make blap noises and make our nutsacks swing as well, churning up our semen before we shoot ropes out of our dick hole.
Male: Dude look at this hot coochie whore taking cock inside her snatch and asshole.
Male # 2: Fuck yes man! You should BEAT YOUR MEAT to that cunt whore!
Male # 2: Fuck yes man! You should BEAT YOUR MEAT to that cunt whore!
by HornyPornoAddict June 7, 2023
Get the Beat Your Meatmug. The result of masturbation to the extent that one is found lying naked on their backs, flaccid penis in hand with partially soiled receptacle (sock, tissue, tp, navel, etc.).
Dude, don't walk into Matt's room, I just walked in and found him in a beat off coma and he looks like he saw a spooky ghost.
by Tommy Ju March 17, 2010
Get the Beat Off Comamug. The month after No Nut November where you beat your dick constantly to get out all the cum stored in your dick from November
by nuttery November 15, 2017
Get the Dick Beat Decembermug. military pushups
by talk2me-JCH2 July 22, 2022
Get the beat your facemug. another way to say that you have a hangover after you murdered 'dancing queen' at karaoke the night before...
by Patrick Bateman October 3, 2010
Get the feeling the beat of the tambourinemug. 1. Any kind of rear entry sex wherein the man slams into the woman's ass.
2. To have doggystyle sex (can be either vaginal or anal).
3. Simply fucking her from behind.
2. To have doggystyle sex (can be either vaginal or anal).
3. Simply fucking her from behind.
by jacky_boy September 15, 2009
Get the beat them cheeksmug. by firestart November 26, 2013
Get the you beat me to itmug.