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by wasani February 7, 2018
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Cypriot Breakfast

When you crack an egg over your friend's ass, who swears he's not gay, and then proceed to pound it into an omelette.
Did you hear Tyson made a Cypriot Breakfast with Clooney? They had to go back for seconds because one egg was not enough.
by Notyourfriend2day October 22, 2022
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Jalapeño Breakfast

Eating fresh Jalapeño in the morning to communicate with the afterlife.
Does Dave seem different lately? “Yeah he’s been more spiritual now that he practices jalapeño breakfast.”
by Portemento July 22, 2021
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Breakfast Clubbed

When something seems like it's going to be funny but then you're given the ol' one-two and it turns sad . Much like the flare gun suicide bit among the dance montages of the movie The Breakfast Club
I got Breakfast Clubbed while watching Inside Out with my kids. I thought it was going to be all fun and games until {Bing Bong} went and sacrificed himself.

I got Breakfast Clubbed at brunch with my rents. I thought life was all waffle bars and mimosas until they told me they were cutting me off. Balls.
by Bossgay March 18, 2016
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Cuban breakfast

Inserting a mixture of rice and beans into a woman’s asshole, then letting her push out the contents into a breakfast bowl.
I made my girlfriend a cuban breakfast this morning. That shit was fire!
by arylius November 29, 2020
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Brexit Breakfast

A brexit breakfast describes the first meal of the day that accompanies your 9 O'clock pint. Options for a valid brexit breakfast include: Traditional Full English, Steak and Kidney Pie, Egg McMuffin etc.
I woke up hungover this morning so I went to weatherspoons and ordered a Brexit Breakfast!
by L777GMA June 22, 2021
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Gentleman’s breakfast

This is when you’re girlfriends dad eats your ass and you return the favor
by Yamar Jackson March 25, 2022
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