bastedo

n. a nice looking suit.

Marty

bastedo
Bastedo

Marty: bastedo bukkake is fun!
Fred: What's that?
Marty: when you put on your tux with other buddies in tuxes, and get your cock waxed by my sister.
Fred: Isn't that incest?
Marty: But if you're wearing a bastedo it's all good.

by Bastedo Bukkake February 10, 2005

bastardised

Being a bastared.

That dude is really bastardised.

by Benjamino October 7, 2003

bastardo

is a guy, usually by the name of Steven, who will steal and corrupt your best friend. One day your tight like always, because best friends are always and forever. Then Steven will liquor her up and feed her reese's peanut butter cups to cover up the scent so no one knows thus tainting her fullest. You can only expect your friend to be driven away and never talk to you again there on after. Even if you were friends for 14 years.

Steven is a low life big fat bastardo.

She was fine until the bastardo had her drinking underage a lot and got up her ass so now she is a guy's girl.

by lesbobiracial January 25, 2010

cody the english bastard

england. A loser, a smelly man with no morals and no brain.

cody: Oi! I suck ass!
Someone: Yes you do!
cody" now be a good chap and bend over!

by COUGH.. NOT SHIRLEY August 19, 2004

turkey baster

The action of turning the penis into a turkey baster by pinching it closed when one is about to ejaculate. Then, in one quick move, squeezes their balls and releases their hand in order to blow the whole load on someone's ass (Which, in some opinions, may resemble a turkey).

Easton Michael hooked up with a girl who had nice side boob and gave her a turkey baster.

by Jeremy Robinson December 27, 2007

Baster

A shorted version of Bastard, originally due to a spelling error due Dyslexics. only used in west end glasgow.

Willy is such a baster for calling toni a plantain face!

That baster Willy called me a plantain face?!

Actually that baster also said you had fanny features

ohhh, im gunna kill that baster!!!

oh my goodness whats this,

what a baster, there is jizzim everywhere!!

by AM DAN March 26, 2008

Racist Commie Bastard

A racist bastard who is also a commie.

See racist bastard and commie

That racist commie bastard Ivan tried to burn down that Arabs house!

by Steve-o*FUS* May 11, 2006