Penis Stench Monkey Aids

A type of disease that gives you monkeypox in your penis.

It also makes you black.

Person 1: THAT NIGGA GOT PENIS STENCH MONKEY AIDS
Person 2: Shiii i got the disease but at least i saw his dick

by A gay boy version965 October 31, 2022

Mexican first aid kit

A mexican first aid kit is composed of a 5th of tequila ,vicks vapor rub,and a virgin mary candle.

Wow a pharmacy next to a liquor store two perfect places to create the ideal Mexican first aid kit

by Willsituate42 November 6, 2017

AIDS infected cougar cock

when some thing or some situation is REALLY awful to the max, then it sucks AIDS infected cougar cock.

When I was in the medical clinic's waiting room the TV was on the TVLand channel and it was showing an episode of Miami Vice. It became very clear to me about how most TV shows of today truly suck AIDS infected cougar cock.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008

fagina full of aids

A fagina full of aids belongs to a person that has been infected with the aids virus. Once you get the aids virus you become a fagina full of aids. Also a fagina full of aids is a cup that represents a vagina and a strainer represents the condom. When cream is poored into the condom it falls into the glass too through the strainer causing the fagina to become full of aids.

FAGINA..FULL..OF AIDS..
You are a fagina full of aids.
WTF OMG A FAGINA FULL OF AIDS WTF?!
"Do you want a fagina full of AIDS?!?!"
"No?"
"Then don't use a condom :@"

by funeral wolf May 4, 2009

a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.

Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the night?
Hans: Me too. I took off my pants and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you have that artsy circumcision with the side-flaps. You gotta get that fixed. Your parents did you no favors.

by von groovy June 18, 2017

Dipping in my kool-aid

Messing with, trying to steal, or interfering with someone getting a girl.

"Ay girl wanna go to the movies tonight?"
"Naw fuck that ,girl go with me"
"Dude quit Dipping in my kool-aid."

by I3randon. December 21, 2008

Astrological Identity Disorder (AID)

Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) is the personality crisis engendered by the reording of the dates applicable to Zodiac Symbols recently announced. People who have spent their entire lives identifyin themselves as one sign or another and are suddenly something else are suffering anxiety, depression and fundamental identity crisis issues.

I spent my life as a Gemini and then found that I am a Taurus and experienced a sudden panic and outrage known as Astrological Identity Disorder (AID) and I stubbornly and bullishly REFUSE to be a Taurus!!! One beneficial result is that suddenly there are millions of born again Virgos!

by jmspaesq January 15, 2011