beer dad

Male equivalent of wine mom

Bill is such a beer dad p

by Jules123 November 20, 2015

Beer Jobby

A bowel movement caused by excessive consuption of beer, usually occurs the morning after.

Some drinking session last night and a ferocious beer jobby this morning.

by Uzzy September 9, 2006

beer reactions

An uncanny ability to catch an alcoholic drink that has either slipped through your fingers or has been knocked off a table.

"Wow Steve, did that pint even touch the floor? You hardly spilt a drop , -awesome beer reactions mate."

by water sedge September 15, 2006

rough beer

Mass produced bland lager-type beers.

Heineken is a rough beer that tastes like piss

by Mav808 March 1, 2015

Beer Willy

When after consuming 10+ pints, one cannot perform the sexual act due to his inability to get an erection

i tried to give her some, but i had beer willy.

by John Davey December 9, 2003

beer larriness

A state of intoxication in which some level of rowdiness is implied.

"Last night was some beer lariness mate. we got fooked up and were yelling at everyone."

by Mike November 27, 2003

beer salad

A drinking game where you take the first 3 food items you see, throw them in a bowl, pour a beer over it, and eat it.

Bro 1- Frosted mini wheats, grilled cheese, and bananas
Bro 2- Covered in beer? That's terrible!
Bro 1- I'm not eating this beer salad

by Carlo Von Sexron April 28, 2014