silly bars

Hey man you got any silly bars ?
by ErikTheBeast August 16, 2006
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half a bar

50 pence. Or one half of one Great British Pound. A pound coin is gold in colour, hence the reference to a gold bar.
Blokeinnapub 1 "Oy! 'Ow much firra game o' pool iniss shittol 'en?"
Blokkeinnapub 2 "Arf a bar mate anna taker to er fuckincleaners annaw"
by flatley June 06, 2005
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bar tard

An individual at a bar who is drunk and acting like a fool.
Dude is way drunk & acting the fool. What a bar tard.
by themiss2001 February 26, 2011
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jizz bar

a place that liam caffertys go to exchange semen. They have foreplay by tickling bird cocks. Then its on to the gorrila assfucking. It is very primal, the way they brutally fuck and scream out "leave me alone jelopin pope". Then they lick eachothers bloodied assholes and tend to eachother 1.5 inch penises.
gay fuck1:Hey i heard theres some horny liam caffertys down at the jizz bar!!!
gay fuck2:Sweet! lets go abuse theyre scrony little hairless asses, those pathetic pieces of shit!!! (*high five*)
by "tha ice man" george gervin March 22, 2005
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Wonka Bar

When a guy coats his dick in chocolate, then proceeds to have anal sex with his girl friend....
"Hey dude, guess what I gave my gf last night!"

"What?"

"A WONKA BAR and it felt soooo good!"
by >MoOsE< November 26, 2008
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mars bar

A disgusting, revolting ,shitty snack that is loved by jerks and retards
Jerk: mmmmm mars bar
by jj September 28, 2003
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Bar Stool

1) A tall chair you sit on at a bar

2) A polite way of saying "Bastard"
Shurrup you Bar Stool!
by Iameverywhereyetno-whereatall November 10, 2010
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